"At Least You Didn't Die" Funny Get Well Card

"At Least You Didn&

"At Least You Didn't Die" Funny Get Well Card

On a black background, this satirical card reads, "At Least You Didn't Die." 

• 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
• Blank inside
• Offset printed using soy-based ink
• Sustainably sourced luxe white card stock
• Paired with a coordinating recycled kraft envelope
• Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve

Modern Wit is woman-owned and based in Elburn, Illinois. They provide a line of funny greeting cards and gifts designed with a minimal aesthetic and a hefty dose of dry humor. They're the perfect fit for any customer seeking something beyond ornate florals and run-of-the-mill puns. They design products that say what you *actually think*....however sarcastic that may be!

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