“I'm Sorry That The Dog Always Lays Next To Me Instead Of You” Funny Anniversary Card
“I'm Sorry That The Dog Always Lays Next To Me Instead Of You” Funny Anniversary Card
Details:
• 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
• Blank inside
• Offset printed using soy-based ink
• Sustainably sourced luxe white card stock
• Paired with a coordinating recycled kraft envelope
• Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve
ABOUT OUR SMALL BUSINESS:
Modern Wit is woman-owned and based in Elburn, Illinois. They provide a line of funny greeting cards and gifts designed with a minimal aesthetic and a hefty dose of dry humor. They're the perfect fit for any customer seeking something beyond ornate florals and run-of-the-mill puns. They design products that say what you *actually think*....however sarcastic that may be!
Let Us Make Gifting Easy for You
Handwritten Message Service
Every card can include a handwritten personal message—on us. Add your message at checkout in the Order Notes, and we’ll thoughtfully include it with your gift and send everything directly to your recipient.
Send a Card Only (Postage Stamp Mail)
Want to send just the card? We’re happy to mail your handwritten card by itself using a postage stamp. Include the recipient’s name and mailing address in the Order Notes at checkout. Please note: This service does not include tracking.

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