“But We’re Attractive” Funny Mother’s Day Card

“But We’re Attractive” Funny Mother’s Day Card

“But We’re Attractive” Funny Mother’s Day Card

On a white back ground, this card reads, "Do You Have The Most Successful Children? No, You Do Not. But We're Attractive And That's Basically The Same Thing. Happy Mother's Day!" 

Details: 
• 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
• Blank inside
• Offset printed using soy-based ink
• Sustainably sourced luxe white card stock
• Paired with a coordinating recycled kraft envelope
• Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve

ABOUT OUR SMALL BUSINESS:
Modern Wit is woman-owned and based in Elburn, Illinois. They provide a line of funny greeting cards and gifts designed with a minimal aesthetic and a hefty dose of dry humor. They're the perfect fit for any customer seeking something beyond ornate florals and run-of-the-mill puns. They design products that say what you *actually think*....however sarcastic that may be!

Let Us Make Gifting Easy For You! 

We're happy to include a handwritten personal message in any card you purchase. We’ll include it with the gift(s) you’ve purchased and send everything to your friend or loved one directly, saving you time and money!

Simply add your message where indicated in your cart before checkout.

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